He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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