He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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