Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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