I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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