you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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