please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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