Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Randomize
