I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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