thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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