please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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