it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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