No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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