Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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