doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Randomize
