Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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