we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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