I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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