If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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