Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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