At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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