Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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