I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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