I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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