worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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