shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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