Soap is not a condiment
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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