everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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