You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I want a musical about memes.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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