Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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