Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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