Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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