yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So vagazzling was a success
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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