this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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