I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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