A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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