i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
only if we run a train.
done.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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