like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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