And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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