Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Randomize
