I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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