I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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