Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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