we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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