I love having hate sex.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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