BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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