Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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