Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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