Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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