Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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