Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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