Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
