I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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