Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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