doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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