She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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